In *blank stare* News: Chupacabras in D.C. Suburbs?

Posted: August 15, 2011 by DC Sports Bar in News
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Prince George’s Hospital Center workers have adopted a mythical creature as their new mascot.

The creature has been spotted in the woods where smokers take breaks since the hospital banned smoking June 1, but no one knows what the animal is, so they’ve named it Prince Chupa, after chupacabra – the legendary cryptid rumored to exist in parts of the Americas and suck the blood of livestock.

“It’s a kangaroo, dog, rat mixed,” X-ray technician Joe Livermore said. “It’s got a rat tail and a head like a deer. I don’t know what it is.”

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  1. Rick says:

    That’s why I stay out of North PG. It’s all kinds of crap up there..

  2. Tyler says:

    It looks like a group of rats gangbanged a dog…

  3. Moe Bette says:

    I would stop smoking if i worked at that hospital.

  4. Donkey Ballz says:

    That’s where my pet is!! I’ve been looking for that thing!!! Give me my….whatever you called it back!!!!

  5. One Delusional Fan says:

    Talk about hoodrats… That joint aint nothing but a shaved albino German Shepard with a rat tail. Somebody needs to tell that thing that the rat tail has been played out since House Party one.

  6. Messing with Sasquash says:

    This is freaking wild!!!!! I thought they were myths… why in the WORLD did they let this thing go!!??!!!?!!! Especially since they didn’t know what it was.. Not it’s out there breeding and spreading.

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